Chuck Norris,

I love it…so funny.

Way to find a powerful witness – you are the man.

So pumped about your program.

With Love, Your Brother In Light,

Garrett J. White

@ Garrett- THanks, bro. WHen you complete the Get Time Boot Camp you’re going to be a paragon of productivity!

@ Patrick – I love it! Keep em coming.

@ EVERYONE. No need to limit yourself to one entry. The more Chuck Norris “facts” you share the more chance you have to win!

@ Peter – Haha! Love it.

Chuck Norris is the only human who can truly multitask. He just choses not to. It just wouldn’t be fair.

Multi-tasking is a myth…Chuck Norris is reality.

Chuck Norris once roundhoused kicked light for wasting his time.

Chuck Norris only multitasks in the movies, but he could in real life if he wanted, although earth would probably explode if he did.

Chuck’s momma’s so fat, she can be productive in the past, present & future…all at the same time.

To the naked eye, it looks like Chuck Norris kicks 100 butts at a time. But if you could slow it down to bullet time, you could clearly see he kicks 1,000,000 butts one at a time.

Chuck Norris has never really broken a board with his bare hands. Every time his fist gets close, the board just gets the hell out of the way.

We have a winner! Congratulations to Peter Zedler for:

“Chuck Norris does not multitask. It has never taken him more than one punch.”

Peter will receive a copy of my book, The Myth of Multitasking, and, of course, a copy of the Official Chuck Norris Fact Book.

Thanks to everyone who participated. Of course, you’re welcome to share more if you’d like!